Birthdays are fab, we like birthdays
How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:
Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends
Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene
Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene
I’m a stage three.
We all are
Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel
Stage 1.5: People who leave but at least cheer when they spot the Stan Lee cameo
me around small children
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
every time i see this its a little better
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
Granada ♦ Warner Bros ♦ BBC
Lexus develops a three-dimensional loom for carbon-fiber parts (x)
Seriously though, this is the most bonkers insane machine I have ever watched
The old man turned and scratched his chin,
this is the end of the tracks.
I can dim the lights,
watch the early morning sun;
You put the boom boom into my heart.
Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.